Archive for October, 2009

A PHB + a startup + dilbert = SALES are up!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Looking at the numbers I can say that it is working but wearing the extra nose is not as easy as it seems.



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1st of April Joke Gone Wild (updated)

Monday, October 26th, 2009

1st of April is a great day, lots of cool hoaxes all day around. We at ZeroTurnaround have contributed with DNArebel – Improve Yourself Today and JavaRebel Goes AI. Usually everything ends once the day is over.
This year’s dow.ngra.de hoax, Microsoft acquires ZeroTurnaround for undisclosed amount has amused us even months later. Couple of weeks [...]



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Pointy haired boss & the HR lady

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

A week ago I worked on a dashboard project. One of the dashboard views showed the SLOC and the size of the VCS of the company. Yesterday I overheard the pointy haired boss explaining the dashboard to the HR lady.
PHB: Here we have the lines of code in the repository and the total size [...]



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