humour


4
Nov 09

Spinning off with style (pictorial report)

ZeroTurnaround is a spin-off of Webmedia (fastest growing software development company in the Baltic States since 2000). Before JRebel (our flagship product) we worked in the R&D team of Webmedia. Then came JRebel, JSPWeaver, ZeroTurnaround and now we’ve spinned off and are at a new office.

A spin-off is a new organization or entity formed by a split from a larger one, such as television series based on a pre-existing one, or a new company formed from a university research group or business incubator.

Moving is work, getting stuff into boxes, moving the boxes and getting the stuff out of the boxes. We were able to add a fun factor to the process. The evening before the move our team was having beers at a local bar and one thing lead to another and the next moment we were at the old office with a knife, pillow and 3 eggs and it was 1AM.

Knife, pillow and 3 eggs

So in the middle of the night, at the office, 3 guys with the mentioned equipment and a plan! The plan was simple. Webmedia CEO’s name is Eagle (at least in the Estonian language) and what if we prep his office for a proper leaving. Stage it as birdies leaving the nest, feathers, egg-shells. Awesome plan from just 4 beers!

Pictures follow.

  • The sign says ZeroTurnaround guys have left the nest. Thanks!
  • Yeah, all the feathers come from a single pillow
  • Yes, I’m missing a pillow
  • Yes, we had to clean it up (well, just me, because everybody else supposedly had more important tasks at hand).

31
Oct 09

A PHB + a startup + dilbert = SALES are up!

Looking at the numbers I can say that it is working but wearing the extra nose is not as easy as it seems.

Dilbert strip

Making sales


26
Oct 09

1st of April Joke Gone Wild (updated)

1st of April is a great day, lots of cool hoaxes all day around. We at ZeroTurnaround have contributed with DNArebel – Improve Yourself Today and JavaRebel Goes AI. Usually everything ends once the day is over.

This year’s dow.ngra.de hoax, Microsoft acquires ZeroTurnaround for undisclosed amount has amused us even months later. Couple of weeks ago we spotted a Chinese article that listed all the acquisitions of Microsoft during the past year. And we made the list!

Today we found the news from a business systems news & analysis page, FSN.

FSN provides finance professionals around the globe with independent news, vital analysis and deep insight about key developments in the world of business and accounting systems. We debunk the technical jargon of the IT world and present leading-edge issues in a way that is accessible and relevant to business decision makers.

We’re in the article Shifting Sands (EDIT: link is dead now) with players like Salesforce, Digita, Google, Oracle, Microsoft and HP :)

A fact taken from a blog post on 1st of April, not confirmed from either parties and presented in an article with vital analysis and deep insight.

Of course there is an easy fix. Either Microsoft acquires the Java productivity tooling company ZeroTurnaround or FSN notices a referrer from this blog and makes changes. I’ll keep you posted on who wins the race.

Microsoft acquired ZeroTurnaround by FSN


21
Oct 09

Pointy haired boss & the HR lady

A week ago I worked on a dashboard project. One of the dashboard views showed the SLOC and the size of the VCS of the company. Yesterday I overheard the pointy haired boss explaining the dashboard to the HR lady.

PHB: Here we have the lines of code in the repository and the total size of the repository shown through time in gigabytes.

HR lady had a puzzled look at the graphs and the numbers.

HR: How much more of those can we fit in the repository?


23
Sep 09

First day at work – owned by OpenSolaris

Two years ago a hidden video was made of the authors of this blog, Real Programmers Use Sign Language. In that video we were talking about the internals of JRebel and most of the time we were discussing using our hands. It was filmed by just placing a camera on one of the shelves in the room.

Two years later when a new developer was about to join our ranks it got me thinking. On the morning of his arrival we placed a video camera in one of the laptop bags opened towards him. We inserted an OpenSolaris Live-CD (was not able to get Plan 9 to boot :( ) to his new PC.

The OS was booted in text mode and a user with his name added so that it would feel warm at ~ home. He was placed in a javarebel folder and a VIM sessions had just ended (in text mode you very often see the old contents of the session). The first 5 minutes at the new office follows.